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Things Our Imaginary Admin Really Could Do That Would Perfect Life (guest author)

1. Kitchen and living room ant displacement
2. Waxing and haircut appointment-making
3. Electrolyte replacement
4. Constant perfect-craigslist-score trolling
5. Dog poop picking up
6. Dog downstay teaching
7. Strategic implementation of the interruption of the cat litter distribution
8. plan
9. Dinner
10. Tactical conception of air conditioning substitution schematics
    
11. Sleep enforcement
12. Caffeine restriction

Words I Like Today

1. reem
2. surrender
3. frog
4. thumper
5. typrewriter-keys
6. mugwumpin
7. cattywompus
   

Numbers That I Think I See More Than Other Numbers

1. 12:34 am or pm
2. 1421
3. 7 x 3 = 21
4. 1111
5. 6405 <-- definitely, without question
   
   

Things With Which We Are Dissatisfied, That We Are Not Going To Do Anything About

1. Umbrella Design (breaks, disposable/wasteful, legs get wet, easy to lose for some reason)
2. Designer Eyewear
   
3. The price and the need for health insurance
4. Not being able to take pictures in some places
5. Ambiguous over-checking (email, attention to detail of items on a table [for instance], phone to see if new text messages have arrived)
6. Aesthetic Injustice (do you have 1 minute for aesthetics?)
7. Listening to people talk about things I don't really care about
8. Other people's insistence that they exist
9. Retail baby, retail.
10. Plastic wrappers